We know you love your little Turds, no matter how much they may crap all over your World. Have a giggle & embrace the stinky nasties whicle brightening up your space with this gorgeous Nerds Candies inspired Sherpa Blanket. These blankets are super soft and beloved by kids, cats and dogs (literally, the cat won't leave it and the dog is p!$$ed)
Printed on a deep charcoal background, the little Turds boxes pop loudly from a bed of super soft fleece that's literally covered in sweet sweet nostalgic candy in a bright and bold all-over print.
Unbelievably fluffy and warm, this high quality cozy fleece blanket is impossible to leave behind - it's adult 'blankie' material. The perfect size for snuggling on the couch, by the fireplace or at outdoor events.
This design is exclusive to noveltyfoodgifts.com and has been created by our in-house designer Sarah. Having "over researched" this project, Sarah will be at the dentist until further notice.
If you love this design, we have baby rompers, toddler tees, hoodies and pet bandanas to match. Let all your little Turds know how much YOU think their crap smells like roses.
.: 100% Polyester - hard wearing & easy clean
.: Bold, one-sided all-over print
.: Super plush backside
.: Note: custom printed / hand cut item subject to size variance +/- 3"
SHIPPING TIMES:
We value your business as much as our planet, and for this reason we avoid Fast Fashion & take a slower, more sustainable approach. This means we print each blanket you order in the USA and have them hand sewn within a week of receiveing your order. Most blanket orders land within 2 weeks of ordering, but please allow up to 4 weeks for our printers and delivery drivers to work their magic, and if you're ordering outside the USA, please allow an extra 2 weeks for your blankie to arrive.
RETURNS
Because of the custom nature of this product, we don't offer refunds on our beautiful blankets for change of mind.
We have a 99% perfect quality control rating, but if your item falls into the 1% of damaged, faulty or missing orders, please send us an email at noveltyfoodgifts@gmail.com and we'll sort it out for you faster than the glaze can crust on a Krispy Kreme.